OH hi there blogspot. Sorry I havent talked to you lately I totes had horrible acne and lyke didnt want u to c me lyke that.

SOOOOO EMBARRASING OHMIGAWD

Dear Bloggybloggyblogspot,

I sweeeeear, today was lyke sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo trieing.


I was totes trieing to watch my shows on TV BUT THERE WAS THIS STUPID THING ON EVERY CHANEL, lyke an INOGGURNATION.

Ohmigod! I WaNtEd To DiE.


SoMeTiMeS, I tHiNk YoU'rE tHe OnLy One who understand me blogspot.


Oh blogspot. If only you were real, then we could be BFF's!!!!!

Until that day blogspot, until that day.

Dear Blogspot,

OMG, Life is lyke sooooooo unfair. I tryed to get my hair 2 do the flippy thing thats all cute and stuff but it lyke WOULDN'T.

OHMIGOSH.

AND CARRIE IS SOO MEAN TO ME. She's lyke all complainy and stuff.
Whatevs, I don't even know,

I'm outtie 5000

Steph.